I havn't been able to come up with anything good for a blog post ... so I thought why not do a compilation of all my facebook status messages over the last year ...not all , i'll leave out the crappy ones. I do like my status messages a lot, and thats one reason I keep changing them every so often. Some of them are my own, some are borrowed, some are even stolen ..... but all of them are good :P
# Bad things happen when you give in to temptation. Really bad.
# You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
# what goes around comes around ...kyunki duniya gol hai
# Make the lie big, keep it simple,keep saying it.
# Coffee-makes you do stupid things faster
# In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move
# kehta hai kehta hai paani behta hai kuch kehta hai ... teri aankhon mein dikhta hai tere man mein koi rehta hai... kar kar jal thal har pal tera man kiski raahein takta hai ...khoya khudmein hai ya usmein ye kisse baatein karta hai.
# "Then, the fairy godmother, who was drunk, told the princess: 'Honey, sad endings are basically happy endings that haven't finished yet.'"
# Dear God, Please dont let the prof ask any question which I don't know.
# "Hum safar mein to hain, hum safar hai nahi."
# You cannot change w.r.t/for something/someone which is your priority. If you do, know that it has ceased to be your priority.
# Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe
# "Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called
# Just when you think you have your life under control, it smacks you right in your face
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